28 APR 07
I shamelessly stole this joke from the internet.
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Mark accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Mark, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Mark went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Sue followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, Mark courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Mark confirms that he is interested. She tells him that her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and as Mark doesn't, he should be at her house around 2 p.m.
When Friday rolled around, Mark shows up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and consumated their transaction. Paul then quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. Upon entering the house, he asked his wife abruptly, "Did Paul come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Paul came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Oh yeah – Happy birthday, sis!
One last thing – the Link of the Day
This dude is for real. This person actually exists and has done the impossible. Go watch and celebrate humanity.