Actually, the full quote is, "I never killed anyone that didn't need killing." It was from John Wesley Hardin, one of the deadliest gunslingers ever. He's more famous for killing a man for snoring too loud.
My roommate finally moved in yesterday. You guessed it – he snored so friggin' loud it shook the trailer. I'm dragging some serious ass this morning. I usually sleep only 5 to 6 hours a night, and it has to be quality sleep. This is unacceptable.
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Sorry doc, you need Earplugs?
:-)
ok.....
It has been fun comparing our similarities from a distance but..
It's getting a little spooky now!
5 to 6 hours is a dream sleep for me, and Pebbles can be the worst snorer in the world.
If it helps, my solution is off-hour naps. As an example, I will try and get a 1/2 hour snooze earlier in the evening.
It ain't perfect, but it helps a little.
GL & be safe.
Sorry, bro. I know it doesn't help you right now when you need it, but aren't you glad to be getting out? It's things like this that reaffirm good decisions like that. I feel very fortunate that I don't have a roommate here. It's bad enough that the walls are thin enough for me to hear the guy in the next room snoring (and anythhing else he's doing ie; peeing, sneezing, other fuc*ing gross bodily functions. We have people who sleep at the clinc to get a moments peace. I am so sorry you have to deal with it.
Could be worse baby . . . could be that warm snuggly soft feminine body next to you that starts singing her dreams in that whiny high pitched voice . . .
I'm just saying, hypothetically speaking, that is.
The wife
No use bitching to me. I got a woman who eats sauerkraut and broccoli just before bedtime. I'd give anything for a snorer.
Hunter
Hmph. This from a man who should have been named "Hunter SNORAstorm"?
I sleep next to a lumberjack... without earplugs there would have been crime scene tape around da house. Want me to send you some?
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