Friday, November 23, 2007

I Never Killed Anyone…

Actually, the full quote is, "I never killed anyone that didn't need killing." It was from John Wesley Hardin, one of the deadliest gunslingers ever. He's more famous for killing a man for snoring too loud.

My roommate finally moved in yesterday. You guessed it – he snored so friggin' loud it shook the trailer. I'm dragging some serious ass this morning. I usually sleep only 5 to 6 hours a night, and it has to be quality sleep. This is unacceptable.

7 comments:

Instant Tragedy: Just Add Water said...

Sorry doc, you need Earplugs?

:-)

BamBam said...

ok.....

It has been fun comparing our similarities from a distance but..

It's getting a little spooky now!

5 to 6 hours is a dream sleep for me, and Pebbles can be the worst snorer in the world.

If it helps, my solution is off-hour naps. As an example, I will try and get a 1/2 hour snooze earlier in the evening.

It ain't perfect, but it helps a little.

GL & be safe.

The Sister said...

Sorry, bro. I know it doesn't help you right now when you need it, but aren't you glad to be getting out? It's things like this that reaffirm good decisions like that. I feel very fortunate that I don't have a roommate here. It's bad enough that the walls are thin enough for me to hear the guy in the next room snoring (and anythhing else he's doing ie; peeing, sneezing, other fuc*ing gross bodily functions. We have people who sleep at the clinc to get a moments peace. I am so sorry you have to deal with it.

The Wife said...

Could be worse baby . . . could be that warm snuggly soft feminine body next to you that starts singing her dreams in that whiny high pitched voice . . .

I'm just saying, hypothetically speaking, that is.

The wife

Hunter Silvastorm said...

No use bitching to me. I got a woman who eats sauerkraut and broccoli just before bedtime. I'd give anything for a snorer.

Hunter

Nana Judy said...

Hmph. This from a man who should have been named "Hunter SNORAstorm"?

911siren said...

I sleep next to a lumberjack... without earplugs there would have been crime scene tape around da house. Want me to send you some?