(Editors Note: This is how I decide to spend my 700th post?)
Actual conversation I had with The Wife this morning:
Dr. Chako: Ahh! I threw out my back in the middle of the night!
The Wife: You should try my stretching exercise where I lay on the ground and lift weights.
Dr. Chako: That won't work! I need a small Asian woman to walk on my back.
The Wife: Well, we don't happen to have any small Asian women just walking around the house.
Dr. Chako: And that's been the problem with our marriage from the beginning, if you ask me.
The Wife: ...
So yes, I get to spend my son's 7th birthday and the day of my 700th post limping around like and old man and gasping in pain whenever I look down. This does not bode well for golf. Or my ability to attract small Asian women for that matter.