(Editors Note: This is how I decide to spend my 700th post?)
Actual conversation I had with The Wife this morning:
Dr. Chako: Ahh! I threw out my back in the middle of the night!
The Wife: You should try my stretching exercise where I lay on the ground and lift weights.
Dr. Chako: That won't work! I need a small Asian woman to walk on my back.
The Wife: Well, we don't happen to have any small Asian women just walking around the house.
Dr. Chako: And that's been the problem with our marriage from the beginning, if you ask me.
The Wife: ...
So yes, I get to spend my son's 7th birthday and the day of my 700th post limping around like and old man and gasping in pain whenever I look down. This does not bode well for golf. Or my ability to attract small Asian women for that matter.
7 comments:
Pick me pick me pick me!
Just shop for small Asian women the way you would for a Ferrari: How's the front? Flawless? What about the rear? Been ridden hard? Take a listen -- does she purr?
Lightning36,
If he shops for small Asian women like he shops for a Ferrari, well... they might as well enter a nunnery.
After a Thanksgiving weekend here where I helped build yet another deck, trimmed every tree on the property back, cleaned out the gutters AND knocked a thousand or so other things off my "honey-do" list, trust me when I say I feel your pain brudder.
But happy 700!
:)
You are lucky your back is the only hurting after that comment.
hahahahahahhahaha and dude if CK walks on your back, you MUST POST VIDEO.
I agree with PrinceofHouston.
That comment about Asian women probably would have gotten me SHOT by my Romance Novel writing wife.
After shooting me, she would have written a best-selling novel incorporating my demise to pay for the defense lawyer.
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