I have strange dreams. I woke up this morning certain that a blogger was arrested. It bugged me so much I was certain it was true. So a quick search of Twitter, Facebook and my G-Reader revealed no such arrests. Then I got to thinking - who would be the most plausible arrestee?
Which of these headlines is most believable?
Otis Arrested
Drizz Arrested
Change100 Arrested
Bammer Arrested
There are many other logical choices, but I think these four represent the four corners of our blogging universe. If any of them were actually arrested, it would likely be for widely different reasons. It's kinda fun to think what they might be.
10 comments:
I will murder you for not thinking I am bad azz enough to be arrested. Then we'll see who is arrested.
Probably Otis. All the cool sh*t happens to Otis.
I DO have the weekend off and my wife said drinking with friends will be involved.
But, with the temps below zero and wind chill that turns water into snow instantly, it would have to be a house arrest and I'm good at hiding the hookers.
Funny enough, I came semi-close on Saturday night.
16 of us hit the local 'ballet' after the Packers win. We got off because apparently there is no formal charge between Drunk & Disorderly, and just being funny idiots. I got pretty lucky in that one of the responding cruisers happened to hold a Golf and Scotch buddy, in the form of a cop I'd met a few years back.
So ya' I'd say Otis too!
;)
Too funny. I picked Otis as well. And Grange - I seriously considered putting you on this list, but I couldn't justify a "5th pole." Take that as you will.
Don't murder me.
-DrC
I will pick Otis since I do not rate.
I think Bammer would be most likely to get arrested while trying to get me out of some stupidity that I got myself into, so I'd say Bammer.
I mean...like there was any question. I'm surprised you took the time to come up with other candidates.
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How could you not list the most obvious choice, Waffles. I mean he is the truely psycotic one who could wig out over the smallest thing.
Whew. A list I'm glad to miss the cut. Drizz is out. It's gonna be -20° this weekend. No one gets arrested. Cops won't even get out of their cars. Can't be Bammer, he's in Canada. They don't arrest their own. Change is too sweet so it's got to be Otis.
Change is in there for the drug bust but she is too clever I think.
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