I have long lamented that my wife is defective. While most doctors have wives with spending addictions, I've got the most frugal and conservative (in dress, not politics) wife on the planet.
Well, until recently that is.
Thanks to her new-found blogging skills, and some wonderful peer pressure, she now has an honest to goodness shoe fetish. It's about damn time if you ask me.
But wait, there's more!
My hoity-toity wife just jetted off to SoCal to "spa-it-up!"
I'm so proud of the little degenerate. Wait, shouldn't I be complaining?