Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Crazy Doctors!

Crazy day today. I was looking at a CAT scan while the patient was still on the table. In this case, I went and talked to her as she was getting off the table. I asked her, "Do you have exotic birds?" She said no and my techs were all looking at me like I was crazy. Then she replied, "But I have chickens and ducks."

Well, they're killing you.

8 comments:

BLAARGH! said...

OK, I'll bite... what is it about birds that are gonna kack the biddy? Is is something I should worry about? Do I need to stop having sex with the pigeons in the park? (the police keep saying so, but they're not doctors!)

The Sister of DrChako and Mrs. Chako said...

Ooooh...this sounds so "House"!

bastinptc said...

ends in "plasmosis?"

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KenP said...

Jessica must be easy. She reads his blog and still wants to give him money.

And there are a lot of adjectives all of us can use ahead of Doctor other than crazy. Although, I think you used up the only PG one.

PrinceofHouston said...

It's gotta be lupus...

Riggstad said...

My wifes aunt has been in a coma for 20 years. she raised exotic birds from cuba.

encephalitis?

SirFWALGMan said...

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Ducks killing people! See I knew PETA had it wrong! Fuckers. GCox hero of humanity!!!