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That can't be real!!!
I hope the bottle was empty when he/she shoved it up there...That's just a waste of good liquor otherwise.
I agree with Lady F, and hope the bottle was empty. I have vague, drunken high school memories of being in Tijuana strip bars (advantage of growing up in San Diego) and watching some of the nastiest, skankiest whores out there squatting down on a champagne bottle, most of the way up their well-used orifices, only to pull it out and pour drinks for the front row! Suffice to say, I did not partake, but I never saw the bottle completely disappear. Whoever this unlucky person is, apparently Tijuana strippers are smarter!
It was very real. In this case, I believe it was a bottle of mouth wash.Thanks for stopping by!!
Hope it was the new Orange flavored Listerine, that original flavor would sting like hell.
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