The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility. -- Scott Adams
Thank God nobody can see me drinking from the toilet, thanks to my fantastic super-awesome camouflage shirt and pants...wait...what's that you say...my butt is exposed? Screw it...let's save face and barf.
I gotta pee . . . no, barf . . . no, pee . . . wait . . . barf . . . no, definitely pee. Or barf. Damn it, I am never gonna drink one of those 40 ounce Mega-Ritas at this Mexican restaurant again, no matter how much Dad teases me about not being able to handle my liquor.
Entry #2:"What kind of sick fu*k takes my picture right now?"
That was my first reaction, too!-DrC
How about this one:"A rare photo of wee-man Iggy after busting out of the main event."
Vegas is trying to get back to a more kid friendly environment.Bernie
Cool army pj's, $15. Funky Cali sandals, $10. Life 1 hour after eating at any given restaurant in South Korea...priceless.
"I can't decide which way its going to come out"
"I'm telling you Dad! I got a pretty good look at it, and I still don't know what meal it was from!"
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