While waiting for The Wife to come home from work, I was clicking around the internet. I'm a big fan of Craigslist. After getting bored surfing for Ferrari's, I clicked on "Therapeutic Services." An interesting ad came up titled, "Come Experience The Most Exhilarating Massage!!!" I opened the ad, but I got a text from a buddy and didn't close it.
That's when she walked in.
What do I do now?
12 comments:
I'm not seeing the problem. But I am not too bright...
Obviously sign up for the two-chick option.
Hey, she is always talking about the virtues and advantages of a proper massage.
Tell her you were just researching and that was as far as you had gotten.
And I concur...2 girl option.
Look honey, I was trying to get you a massage as a gift!
An offer to take her along would be interesting.
An offer from her to take you along might get terrifying.
"Look honey DSW is having a sale, let's go!!!"
But, being a decent poker player, simple misdirection won't fly with her.
or
Large amounts of tequila, vast amounts of tipping money for extras, and the two-girl option might be the play.
You can never go wrong with shoes.
(Word verification: sucksc)
Two girl option and she goes with...... DUH !!!
Eat a Twix?
Yeah, that was definitely a Twix moment . . .
Funny how all the comments are either "shoes" or "two-chick option" . . . our readership is seriously twisted (and yet, seems to know us well . . . )
Can I remind you, that you were caught looking at "inappropriate material" and the only solution is the Dirty Shoe Salesman and the... never mind I'll let your roleplaying minds go wild.
Look it was a slip, you didn't know what you were clicking, and you were too busy talking to another for it to keep your attention.
And then if that doesn't work.
Repeat BLAH BLAH BLAH SHOES!
Verification: massa
Well, we went with the shoes.
I reserve the right to go for the 2-girl option some time in the future.
-DrC
FWIW - I probably have a better chance of getting a Ferrari.
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