12 July 07
This one is for Iggy. Hopefully this will cheer him up after getting hacked.
I had a really bad day last week. I inadvertently rear ended a van.
When we pulled over and got out, imagine my surprise when I discovered that the other driver was a dwarf.
As he approached with a sour look on his face, he looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!"
God help me, I couldn't help myself. I asked him, "Well then, which one are you?"
That's when the fight started.