9 July 07
The title of this post was a line spoken by my 9 year old son last night before bed. After a moment of stunned silence and another moment to compose myself, I calmly replied that, while I agreed with the comment, perhaps he could further elaborate.
Apparently, Ms. Jameson is now romantically involved with Ultimate Fighting Champ Tito Ortiz, who happens to be the coolest, most awesomest fighter ever, donchaknow.
And why should Mommy be more like Ms. Ortiz (AKA the most successful porn star ever)?
Because Jenna totally digs the UFC, of course.
Thanks, son. I’ll be sure to tell Mommy.