While waiting for The Wife to come home from work, I was clicking around the internet. I'm a big fan of Craigslist. After getting bored surfing for Ferrari's, I clicked on "Therapeutic Services." An interesting ad came up titled, "Come Experience The Most Exhilarating Massage!!!" I opened the ad, but I got a text from a buddy and didn't close it.
That's when she walked in.
What do I do now?