Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Midlife Crisis Alert!

19 DEC 06

I’ve decided to go whole hog into my midlife crisis and share it with you. Why? Because it will be fun, entertaining, educational and eventually really embarrassing.

I’m not sure what’s going to happen, but right now I can tell you it will involve:

Weightloss
Extravagance [1]
Acquisition
Personal Revelation [2]

So sit back and enjoy the show. It could be spectacular, or it could be a total train wreck.

1 – The kind NOT involving a hooker or mistress.
2 – Revelations are restricted to those I’m capable of – I’m not going to wake up one day and realize that it’s my calling to be better at helping around the house. Give me a break already.

3 comments:

The Wife said...

But you've already taken the first step toward personal revelation that "being better at helping around the house" might be something that COULD come to you as a revelation. Although kudos to your accomplishments post-vacation . . . I'd like to see that trend continue. Not that I ever expect you'll reach the level of nirvana that I have with respect to the household. Love you!

Anonymous said...

Dude, you've already got the Extravagance and Acquisition thing done. You bought a frikkin' Lotus.

The Sister said...

Did you buy the Lotus???